Sydney. Gordon Ramsey enthusiast / real life Tinkerbell

i-have-the-suds:

one time my parents were gone for the weekend

so i took everything in the house and moved it five inches to the left.

it was subtle enough that it wasn’t obvious but they felt like something was off when they got back

and they kept bumping into the corners of tables and couches

i am a cruel man

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tobiasxva:

daisyswamp:

here’s a photo set of the prince

ugh pls

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modificationnotmutilation:

piercingsbyaj:

thatfunnyblog:

Without his moustache.
That is just so inexplicably wrong

This is almost as upsetting as the first time I heard Hugh Laurie speak in his normal accent

^^^^

modificationnotmutilation:

piercingsbyaj:

thatfunnyblog:

Without his moustache.

That is just so inexplicably wrong

This is almost as upsetting as the first time I heard Hugh Laurie speak in his normal accent

^^^^

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cupcake-kills:

Up: Busy aristocrat with much to do, stressful day so the hair is not exactly styled and kept neat and clean.Down: Vampire.


Badass

cupcake-kills:

Up: Busy aristocrat with much to do, stressful day so the hair is not exactly styled and kept neat and clean.

Down: Vampire.

Badass

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spreadyourwiings:

socially-inactive:

pyroluminescence:

I’M

I LOVE YOU KAREN

Dying

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drumcorpsdreamer:

trumpephile:

welcome-to-the-bark-side:

sweetstarfleet:

SHIT THEY’RE ON TO US



The gif makes the post 666% better

drumcorpsdreamer:

trumpephile:

welcome-to-the-bark-side:

sweetstarfleet:

SHIT THEY’RE ON TO US

The gif makes the post 666% better

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-makemesmile:

i was looking at ken’s “wall” on barbie.com and

image

i have concluded that Ken is a psychopath 

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huffy-lemon:

Favorite text posts part 4

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sheepinthewolves:

gracefully-found:

crydaisy:

Oh cool a sKY DEMON AWAKENS

This is one of the coolest pictures I have ever seen.


It’s Cthulhu

sheepinthewolves:

gracefully-found:

crydaisy:

Oh cool a sKY DEMON AWAKENS

This is one of the coolest pictures I have ever seen.

It’s Cthulhu image

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darkchocolateandtea:

fuckingconversations:

teamfreekickass:

spiffypop:

thebraveandmischievous:

housetohalf:

mysnarkasm:

When I grow up I want to be Ming-Na Wen.

She’s the voice of Mulan, as if she wasn’t amazing enough.

She broke it with her fingers. Not a fist, her fingers.

Girl is 50 years old.

FIFTY. YEARS. OLD.

fun fact: When you break things with your hands like that you have t break your fingers on purpose before so that they heal stronger. So basically this woman is so badass she broke her hands just to do this. 

You asshat, you’re making it sound like she snaps her fingers in half. 

Martial artists like Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee (and yes, fucking Ming-Na Wen, that beautiful badass) will build up their bone strength by repeatedly (and fairly gently) striking sand, gravel, wood and steel - this creates tons of microfractures in their bones (smaller than even a hairline fracture) so the bones will heal over again and make the bones stronger and denser with increased deposits of calcium. 

This has to be done over long-ass periods of time, so the bones have time to heal, and none of the fractures expand into actual breaks. 

Oh, and she’s doing precise-ass kicks in HIGH HEELS. 

she kicks ass like a coursing river

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howardmierzwiak:

howardmierzwiak:

he was number 1

please get this to 420 notes

howardmierzwiak:

howardmierzwiak:

he was number 1

please get this to 420 notes

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